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Just in case you haven't seen it yet, here is WestJet Christmas Miracle. Merry Christmas to all :)

Production Update: Christmas Special

With the news floating around the internet about the Monty Python boys (ah... old men) getting back together, we decided to put together this little Monty Python tribute sketch. Full of Monty Python references, I doubt even they would be able to pick them all...

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Luke shares with us his favourite sport...

Happy Friday the 13th

Production Update

With the news of the Monty Python team reforming currently circulating the internet, we decided to make a quick tribute... and we are filming tonight! We should have it up by Christmas and if all goes to plan, the next webisode as well. Talk about a stack of goodies for Christmas!

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Just what every little girl wants for Christmas this year... maybe...

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The intro explains this short(ish) film - it is totally awesome!

Morbid Mortality Monthly - December

Pope Adrian IV (born Nicholas Breakspeare) is the only Englishman to have ever become Pope. In 1159, Breakspeare delivered a violent speech in Rome, excommunicating reigning Emperor Frederick I. While in full thundering force, a fly flew into his open mouth, causing the Pope to choke to death.

Taken from "1001 Ridiculous Ways To Die" (2008) by David Southwell & Matt Adams

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Joss Whedon doing community service has never been so funny

Classic Comedy Chestnut - Monty Python

Monty Python: back together?

That's right. The internet has gone into a small meltdown about the news that the Monty Python team have announced that they may once again be thinking about the possibility that they may actually get back together and try to see if they can sit down and write something that may or may not get picked up if they can still manage to create something as funny as what they did years ago when they were all still alive...

Morbid Mortality Monthly - November

Attack of the killer squirrel!

A building worker at the top of a ladder in Quinton, Birmingham, fell to his death after being savaged by a squirrel. The pesky vermin had jumped out of the guttering and bitten the 61 year old workman in the face, causing him to lose his footing and fall. According to a colleague, his last words were "Get it off! Get it off"

Taken from "1001 Ridiculous Ways To Die" (2008) by David Southwell & Matt Adams

Morbid Mortality Monthly - October

Jackie Johnson from Kentucky argued with his wife about who should walk their dog. She lost the argument, but he was the bigger loser when he settled down on his sea at the exact moment a boulder fell 300 ,metres down a cliff and crushed him in his mobile home. Cosmic karma perhaps?

Taken from "1001 Ridiculous Ways To Die" (2008) by David Southwell & Matt Adams

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Speed dating, Star Wars cantina style!

Classic Comedy Chestnuts - The Late Show

Jason Stephens reckons that old people are organized in making sure everyone else is late.

Morbid Mortality Monthly - September

Award Winning American playwright Tennessee Williams died in 1983 at the age of 71 when he swallowed an eye drop bottle cap in his room at the Hotel Elysee, New York. He would routinely place the cap in his mouth, lean back, and place his eye drops in each eye, but it is believed that alcohol and narcotics may have contributed to the choking...



Taken from "1001 Ridiculous Ways To Die" (2008) by David Southwell & Matt Adams

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For people who love YOLO, you have to get with it and stay up to date...

Morbid Mortality Monthly - August

A 25 year old woman drowned while performing fellatio on 34 year old Christopher Sean Payne off Pee Wee Camp beach in Darwin. The couple had consumed 11 bottles of beer before getting kinky in the surf. Payne was charged with manslaughter when he admitted putting his hands on the woman's head during the act.

Taken from "1001 Ridiculous Ways To Die" (2008) by David Southwell & Matt Adams

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6 months on and this issue still hasn't been dealt with...

Morbid Mortality Monthly - July

Herbeert Pickey was a prisoner at a jail in South Carolina in 1992 when he decided to take the ultimate way out and commit suicide. He died after eating eight bars of soap and five cans of shaving foam...

Taken from "1001 Ridiculous Ways To Die" (2008) by David Southwell & Matt Adams

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Undercover Karaoke with Jewel from Jewel

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This clip is from the British variety show "Sing If You Can" which features contestants attempting to sing in front of a live studio audience while various attempts are made to disrupt their performances...

The series was remade in America and called "Killer Karaoke"...

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North Korea's karaoke version of "We Are The World" like only North Korea can...

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Wait till the chorus, my goodness.

IT GETS BETTER

I AM ACTUALLY DYING

OH GOOOOSSH

Morbid Mortality Monthly - June

Anyone who has been exposed to the horrors of a karaoke night will have probably felt the urge to grab a gun and relieve the pain between their ears by either shooting themselves or the so-called performer in front of them. However it was not the singer that ended up getting shot when policeman Lieutenant Corporal Jirawat Sangworn go up to perform at a downtown Bangkok karaoke bar one night in June 2000.

The policeman was enraged when his attempt to the sing the same sentimental Thai ballad for a forth time that evening was meet with jeers. When one karaoke bar patron called out "Get this limp prick off, we are sick of his shit," Corporal Jirawat pulled out his service revolver and fired six shots into the crowd, instantly providing the ultimate heckler putdown.

Taken from "1001 Ridiculous Ways To Die" (2008) by David Southwell & Matt Adams

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Ameriquest had some of the best TV commercials ever! This one shows how doctors need to watch what they say... and do...

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An honest trailer of the Harry Potter franchise...

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Fruit Ninja - IN REAL LIFE! Make sure you watch it to the very end :)

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With a new trilogy of Star Wars films to disappoint fans just around the corner, we thought we would look back at how Episode 6 ended...

Morbid Mortality Monthly - May

Kenneth Matthews, a 58 year old man from Moss Bluff, Florida, was beaten to death by housemate Franklin Crow in February 2006. The reason for the violent attack, according to Crow, was that there was "a lack of toilet paper" in the bathroom they shared.

Taken from "1001 Ridiculous Ways To Die" (2008) by David Southwell & Matt Adams

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If you go out out for a drive today, you're sure of a big surprise...

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When TV news has no vision to show for a story, they drag out stock vision that goes with what the reporter is talking about. This is otherwise known as B-Roll. Here is a great example of how B-Roll can be used for hilarious effect...

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HEY. YOU. YES, YOU. WITH THE FACE. Have you seen the new YouTube video that Luke made on the weekend? It's short, so you have no reason not to watch it. Enjoy!

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Here is the now legendary song "Cold Dead Hand" from Jim Carey.

Morbid Mortality Monthly - April

In 1994, Sydney resident Cory Quinn took an overdose of sleeping tablets and climbed into his estranged wife's freezer while she was on holiday. He attached a note to himself for his 120kg ex-partner to read when she eventually found his body that read: "Gorge on this, you fat pig"

Taken from "1001 Ridiculous Ways To Die" (2008) by David Southwell & Matt Adams

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This has to be the winner of the best on camera talent award for the year!

Production Update: Webisode 2

That's right, our second webisode is finally online! Check it out and why not visit our YouTube page and like it!

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Not quite what a lifeguard expects when he goes to work...

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LANGUAGE & VIOLENCE WARNING!

Biting Elbows - 'Bad Motherfucker' (Insane Office Escape 2) from Ilya Naishuller on Vimeo.

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Goats are annoying...

Morbid Mortality Monthly - March

Over the years, there have been fair few newspaper headlines that have stopped us in our tracks or made us splutter over tea, but none more so than "Giant Bavarian Beer Garden Sled Kills One, Injures 14"

The story behind this classic of journalism is just as ridiculous as the headline would suggest. In March 2000, more than 5,000 people gathered in the Spitzingsee region south of Munich to watch the annual sleigh race. While some compete on speed, other contestants aim to win the prize for having the most elaborately decorated sled that manages to get safely to the bottom of the ski run.

One entrant in the 2000 race was a giant sled built in the shape of a Bavarian beer garden. Attention to detail on the sophisticated vehicle saw it fitted with benches and beer barrels full of lager. The alcohol onboard may have played a part in the tragedy that unfurled as the sled left the top of the ski run. Its driver lost control of the Bavarian behemoth and it left the designated course, hurtling down at an accelerating speed until it crashed into a hut used by race officials.

According to Horst Hornfeck, head of the local mountain police patrol: "There were 14 people on the sleigh, but 17 were injured in total when it demolished the hut. The one man killed on the spot was a sleigh rider." As a mark of respect, the event organisers stopped any other giant beer gardens coming down the mountain for the rest of the day.

Taken from "1001 Ridiculous Ways To Die" (2008) by David Southwell & Matt Adams

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We all love a good meme so when we heard that one of our favourites was dying, we had to say farewell before it slipped back into the void from where it came. Farewell roflcopter - we shall never forget you...

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One of this years great Superbowl commercials that answers that age old question of "where do babies come from?"

Morbid Mortality Monthly - February

Former US basketball star Roderick W. Floyd was randomly murdered in 1998 by Chicago truck driver David Teran. Teran thought the slaying would release an alien enzyme in his body, allowing him to board a spaceship coming to pluck him off the Earth. Teran told ex-wife Tess Burke she couldn't come with him because she was a lower life form...

Taken from "1001 Ridiculous Ways To Die" (2008) by David Southwell & Matt Adams

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We all know that to make it big on the internet you need to have cute cat videos...

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The animated short film "Banana" featuring the minions from the feature film "Despicable Me"

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Ever been stuck in an airport waiting for a flight and didn't know what to do to pass the time?

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This hit was released just before Christmas - will it be the "Gangnam Style" of 2013?

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Lets talk turkey...

Morbid Mortality Monthly - January

Happy 2013! Everyone at And Several Butchers' Aprons hopes you had a safe New Years - one safer than that of a particular Romanian farmer. His body, naked apart from a condom, was found in his pig sty. A doctor pronounced the farmer had died from heart failure, while his family tried to explain his unusual appearance at death was down to his fondness for "pig wrestling". Well, that sounds like one euphemism for it.