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Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Morbid Mortality Monthly - December

Pope Adrian IV (born Nicholas Breakspeare) is the only Englishman to have ever become Pope. In 1159, Breakspeare delivered a violent speech in Rome, excommunicating reigning Emperor Frederick I. While in full thundering force, a fly flew into his open mouth, causing the Pope to choke to death.

Taken from "1001 Ridiculous Ways To Die" (2008) by David Southwell & Matt Adams

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Monty Python: back together?

That's right. The internet has gone into a small meltdown about the news that the Monty Python team have announced that they may once again be thinking about the possibility that they may actually get back together and try to see if they can sit down and write something that may or may not get picked up if they can still manage to create something as funny as what they did years ago when they were all still alive...

Monty Python, together again

Friday, November 1, 2013

Morbid Mortality Monthly - November

Attack of the killer squirrel!

A building worker at the top of a ladder in Quinton, Birmingham, fell to his death after being savaged by a squirrel. The pesky vermin had jumped out of the guttering and bitten the 61 year old workman in the face, causing him to lose his footing and fall. According to a colleague, his last words were "Get it off! Get it off"

Taken from "1001 Ridiculous Ways To Die" (2008) by David Southwell & Matt Adams

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Morbid Mortality Monthly - October

Jackie Johnson from Kentucky argued with his wife about who should walk their dog. She lost the argument, but he was the bigger loser when he settled down on his sea at the exact moment a boulder fell 300 ,metres down a cliff and crushed him in his mobile home. Cosmic karma perhaps?

Taken from "1001 Ridiculous Ways To Die" (2008) by David Southwell & Matt Adams