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Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Morbid Mortality Monthly - August

A 25 year old woman drowned while performing fellatio on 34 year old Christopher Sean Payne off Pee Wee Camp beach in Darwin. The couple had consumed 11 bottles of beer before getting kinky in the surf. Payne was charged with manslaughter when he admitted putting his hands on the woman's head during the act.

Taken from "1001 Ridiculous Ways To Die" (2008) by David Southwell & Matt Adams