Former US basketball star Roderick W. Floyd was randomly murdered in 1998 by Chicago truck driver David Teran. Teran thought the slaying would release an alien enzyme in his body, allowing him to board a spaceship coming to pluck him off the Earth. Teran told ex-wife Tess Burke she couldn't come with him because she was a lower life form...
Taken from "1001 Ridiculous Ways To Die" (2008) by David Southwell & Matt Adams
Friday, February 1, 2013
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Luke's unsponsored and untitled but hopefully funny video corner
We all know that to make it big on the internet you need to have cute cat videos...
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Luke's unsponsored and untitled but hopefully funny video corner
The animated short film "Banana" featuring the minions from the feature film "Despicable Me"
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Luke's unsponsored and untitled but hopefully funny video corner
Ever been stuck in an airport waiting for a flight and didn't know what to do to pass the time?
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
Luke's unsponsored and untitled but hopefully funny video corner
This hit was released just before Christmas - will it be the "Gangnam Style" of 2013?
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
Morbid Mortality Monthly - January
Happy 2013! Everyone at And Several Butchers' Aprons hopes you had a safe New Years - one safer than that of a particular Romanian farmer. His body, naked apart from a condom, was found in his pig sty. A doctor pronounced the farmer had died from heart failure, while his family tried to explain his unusual appearance at death was down to his fondness for "pig wrestling". Well, that sounds like one euphemism for it.
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